A man walks into a restaurant and takes a seat. He notices all the waitresses are attractive. A particularly curvaceous waitress in a short skirt approaches him and asks, “Are you ready to order, sir?”
He glances at the menu and then admires her appearance before saying, “I’ll have a quickie.”
The waitress, offended, walks away in disgust. After composing herself, she returns and asks again, “What would you like, sir?”
Once more, the man checks her out and replies, “I said, a quickie, please.”
This time, she loses her temper, slaps him across the face, and storms off.
A man at the next table leans over and whispers, “I believe it’s pronounced ‘quiche.'”
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